NEW OPT-OUT INFORMATION – 2/21/18 – email Clint Royer at email@example.com
Wednesday my stats show one of the busiest days on this blog. Looking down the lists of searches and hits, I saw 18 specific searches for opt out information – the most common term – “m.v.p. – market value place” – and 11 different posts were hit, specifically about the local edition of Market Value Place.
I remarked about this to my husband – there are always searches for this specific information on the stats report, at least 5 or more a week. But Wedneday was a new high. The next day showed almost at many.
He said, “Oh, I forgot to tell you… when me and Biscuit went out the other morning, those things were all up and down the street.”
My neck hairs stood up – “it wasn’t in our driveway was it?” I’ve made it very clear to the staff down at Chico Enterprise Record, who prints and distributes this ready-made trash, that it better not show up in my mail box or driveway again. Now they don’t put it in your mailbox, they have someone drive up your street and huck them on the ground at the end of every driveway.
My husband said “Nope,” and I know he wasn’t just lying to keep me from getting pissed off – he saw that getting pissed off made a difference, so he’s learned to leave the old dog a little bit more lead.
I think it tickles him to see me on a tear, especially when I’m right.
I’ve been noticing these searches on the increase for about a week, so I had already contacted ER staffer Jenny Jurdana to ask if the opt-out information was still good, and just to rub a little salt in her ass – I told her my blog had been hit hard with requests for this information lately.
I’m always polite with this gal, despite the fact that lemmings like her make me sick, and she’s always cheerful and professional. Well good for that, there’s a lot of cubicle space in Hell for people who are cheerful and professional about doing bad things.
We have a new point person for Opt Out requests. Folks can send the request to Clint Royer at firstname.lastname@example.org.
So there it is – new opt out information for Market Value Place.